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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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