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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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