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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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