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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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