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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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