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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

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The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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