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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

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Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers


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