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Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin


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