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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood


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Giraffe Lunch

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Tennis Ball Retriever

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Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

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Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

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