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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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