Dementia Purse

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin