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Deer Me!

A deer that's fawn of you

Rudolph talks to Beau while Bambi cuts the lawn
Deer Me! thanks to Beau McCarter

En-deering oneself to wildlife in a San Antonio, Texas suburb

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. - Andrew Lang

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright


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