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Deer Me!

A deer that's fawn of you

Rudolph talks to Beau while Bambi cuts the lawn
Deer Me! thanks to Beau McCarter

En-deering oneself to wildlife in a San Antonio, Texas suburb

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The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. - Andrew Lang

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

No member needs so great a number of muscles as the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Tongue Twister: A phrase that gets your tang all tongueled up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright


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