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Deadly Facts About Water

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Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

If they hadn't landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. - Mark Twain

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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