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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Paranoia is having all the facts. - Edmund White

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. - Arnold H Glasgow

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

It's a well known histororical fact: they gave 'em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland. - Archie Bunker

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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