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Deadly Facts About Water

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Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Intricate facts of sex - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

Paranoia is having all the facts. - Edmund White

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

There's nothing so tragic as the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts. - Unknown

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Nobuddy kin talk as interestin' as th' feller that's not hampered by facts er information. - Kin Hubbard

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I'm not gonna give up, shut up, or let up, until I'm taken up... as a matter of fact, I'm just getting warmed up! - Zig Ziglar

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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