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Deadly Facts About Water

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Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There are no facts, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Positivity is all about overlooking the negative fact. - Unknown

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you.
In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! - Groucho Marx

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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