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Deadly Facts About Water

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Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts. - Harper Lee

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If they hadn't landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. - Mark Twain

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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