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Deadly Facts About Water

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Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Intricate facts of sex - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

There are no facts, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I accept the fact I am an unregenerate egghead. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. - Mark Twain

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Trauma is a fact of life. It does not, however, have to be a life sentence. - Peter A Levine

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use. - William James

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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