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Daylight Savings Thing

Don't forget to set your clocks: Spring ahead, Fall behind

Daylight Savings Thing thanks to Howard Chapman

Time for change this calendar year

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

My time has not yet come either; some are born posthumously. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. - Peter F Drucker

There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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