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Darkness Eliminator

Replacing LED lighting with something that works

Darkness Eliminator thanks to Dave Loewen

Spreading light throughout Africa

Enlightening business in the Ministry of Eliminating Darkness
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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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