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Darkness Eliminator

Replacing LED lighting with something that works

Darkness Eliminator thanks to Dave Loewen

Spreading light throughout Africa

Enlightening business in the Ministry of Eliminating Darkness

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

There is no darkness, but ignorance. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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