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Daily Rain Gauge

Wading into wet weather

Daily Rain Gauge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Particularly useful in the Moistwest Territories

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Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Most Christians are educated way beyond the level of their obedience already. We don't need to know more, we need to do more. - Mark Batterson

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust


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