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Daily Rain Gauge

Wading into wet weather

Daily Rain Gauge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Particularly useful in the Moistwest Territories

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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