Daily Rain Gauge

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rising to the occasion is a myth. We operate at the level of our preparation. - Willie George

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Most Christians are educated way beyond the level of their obedience already. We don't need to know more, we need to do more. - Mark Batterson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust