QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso