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Cutting Off Board

Slow motion view of food droppings

Cutting Off Board thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An artistic drop piece for sliced tomatoes

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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