QuotaBillsBacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell