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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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