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Cruise Ship Trailer

How some cruise lines reposition their ships

Cruise Ship Trailer thanks to Jan Baker

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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