Crowded Birthday Party

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton