Crowded Birthday Party

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana