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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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