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Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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