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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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