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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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