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Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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