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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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