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Crash Course in Texas Weather

The Four Seasons y'all remember

Crash Course in Texas Weather thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice between dry, arid, humid, sticky, hot or hotter

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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Dog Spa

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Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time