Crash Course in Texas Weather

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump