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QuotaBillsMy soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi