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Crash Course in Texas Weather

The Four Seasons y'all remember

Crash Course in Texas Weather thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice between dry, arid, humid, sticky, hot or hotter

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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