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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Instead of complaining about the current state of affairs, we need to offer better alternatives. We need to stop cursing the darkness and start lighting some candles. - Mark Batterson

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

Hope can be a powerful force. Maybe there's no actual magic in it, but when you know what you hope for most and hold it like a light within you, you can make things happen, almost like magic. - Laini Taylor

Faith is a grand cathedral with divinely pictured windows - standing without, you can see no glory, nor can you imagine any, but standing within every ray of light reveals a harmony of unspeakable splendors. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The walls of the arch are covered with blood-red jellies that wink and glisten at me by the light of the moon. My father told me they were completely harmless. I don't believe him. Nothing is completely harmless. - Maggie Stiefvater

Most of my images have been done in-studio, under very controlled lighting conditions. There have been a few that have shot in nature, but even then they were shot almost exclusively at night, and again, under controlled lighting conditions. - Leonard Nimoy

Some people write heavily, some write lightly. I prefer the light approach because I believe there is a great deal of false reverence about. There is too much solemnity and intensity in dealing with sacred matters; too much speaking in holy tones. - C S Lewis


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