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Cow Light

Holstein Heating - latest in farm lighting

Cow Light thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Heat lamps for dairy cattle

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

The story of human intimacy is one of constantly allowing ourselves to see those we love most deeply in a new, more fractured light. Look hard. Risk that. - Cheryl Strayed

If you are in love - that's a good thing. That's about the best thing that can happen to anyone. Don't let anyone make it small or light to you. - John Steinbeck

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

We often say, 'There is light at the end of the tunnel.' We forget there was light at the beginning of the tunnel. There was no need to get into the tunnel in the first place. - Shabbir Banoobhai

Faith is a grand cathedral with divinely pictured windows - standing without, you can see no glory, nor can you imagine any, but standing within every ray of light reveals a harmony of unspeakable splendors. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the light side of life... - Monty Python


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