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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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