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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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