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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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