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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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