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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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