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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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