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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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