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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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