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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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