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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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