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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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