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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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