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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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