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Colgate Advertising Campaign

Can you spot the spot that needs attention?

Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss...
Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting dental floss with strings attached

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now that you’ve had time to observe the images, in the first one you’ll notice that she has one finger too many in her hand. In the second one, a phantom arm is floating above his shoulder, and in the third one the man has only one ear. The campaign attained its purpose, because it proved that food that remains on your teeth draws more attention than any physical defect...

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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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