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Colgate Advertising Campaign

Can you spot the spot that needs attention?

Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss...
Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting dental floss with strings attached

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now that you’ve had time to observe the images, in the first one you’ll notice that she has one finger too many in her hand. In the second one, a phantom arm is floating above his shoulder, and in the third one the man has only one ear. The campaign attained its purpose, because it proved that food that remains on your teeth draws more attention than any physical defect...

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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