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Colgate Advertising Campaign

Can you spot the spot that needs attention?

Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss...
Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting dental floss with strings attached

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Colgate Advertising Campaign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now that you’ve had time to observe the images, in the first one you’ll notice that she has one finger too many in her hand. In the second one, a phantom arm is floating above his shoulder, and in the third one the man has only one ear. The campaign attained its purpose, because it proved that food that remains on your teeth draws more attention than any physical defect...

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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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