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Coffee Steps thanks to Howard Chapman

Measuring the effects of coffee on pets

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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