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Coffee Steps thanks to Howard Chapman

Measuring the effects of coffee on pets

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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