QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen