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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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