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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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