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A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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