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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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