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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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