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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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