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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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