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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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