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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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