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Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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