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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe