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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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