Clever Weather Billboard

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki