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Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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