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Why handwriting may soon be a thing of the past

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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