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Class Notes

Why handwriting may soon be a thing of the past

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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Missing Mother-In-Law

I'll Be Right There

Flower Frame Heels

Studley Tool Chest

Dr. Hedgehog

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

Redneck Speed Bump

Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters

Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Nutella Face Lotion

Men in Denim