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Class Notes

Why handwriting may soon be a thing of the past

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

Today's method of taking notes in class

Class Notes thanks to Howard Chapman

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Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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