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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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