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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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