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Taking religion on the road

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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