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Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs

Christmas Double Shift thanks to Keith Blake

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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