Christmas Dinner Made Easy

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock