QuotaBillsAbstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin