Christmas Dinner Made Easy

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com