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Christmas Dinner Made Easy

Christmas recipes stuffed with good ideas

Christmas Dinner Made Easy thanks to Barry McCartney

Everything you need for Christmas Tinner

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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