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Christmas Dinner Made Easy

Christmas recipes stuffed with good ideas

Christmas Dinner Made Easy thanks to Barry McCartney

Everything you need for Christmas Tinner

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin


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