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Chocolate Train

Brussels convention for chocoholics

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

A train made entirely of chocolate has set a new Guinness World Record as the longest chocolate structure in the world.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

The sculpture, on display at the busy Brussels South station, is 112-feet (34.05 meters) long and weighs over 2,755 pounds (1250 kilos).

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Maltese chocolate artist Andrew Farrugia spent over 700 hours constructing the masterpiece. He said he came up with the idea of the train last year after visiting the Belgian Chocolate Festival in Bruge.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

'Actually it was going to be much smaller than it was, but I kept on adding another wagon, and another wagon, and it's the size it is today.'

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Farrugia had previously built a smaller train of 12 feet for an event in Malta, which he said gave him insight about how to build this much larger version.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

There are two parts to the train. The first seven wagons are modeled after the new Belgian trains, and the rest of the train is modeled after the old train wagons, including a wagon with a bar and restaurant on board.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Three days before the event, Farrugia transported the chocolate train by truck in 25 wooden boxes from Malta to Belgium. Farrugia said the train incurred considerable damage during the drive and several of the train's walls had completely collapsed.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Luckily, with hard work and little sleep, the chocolate artist was able to fix all the damages before presenting the train to the public on Monday.

Chocolate Train thanks to Jim Serritella

Officials from the Guinness Book of World Records added a new category to the collection of world records and declared the train to be the longest chocolate structure in the world.

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

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