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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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