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Chinese Cooking

Chinese food recipes for the microwave

Chinese Cooking thanks to Barry McCartney

Military food preparation in North Korea

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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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