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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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Anon-y-moose

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Greek Monk

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