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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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