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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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