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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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