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Child Tax Lesson

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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