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Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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