#1 humor site on the 'net

Child Tax Lesson

Early financial lessons that are hard to swallow

Child Tax Lesson thanks to Howard Chapman

How to teach your children about tax

QuotaBills
Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


Yes!

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Mannequin Pointer

Life's Choices

Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator

Don't Touch Your Face

Pet Dentist

Falcon Resting in a Tree

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck