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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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