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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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