Child Mouth Full

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan