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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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Great Quotes (B)

Wayne's Fish

If You're Happy And You Know It

Deer Hunter Tattoo

Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Re-Ewes Me

It's A Keeper

Plankstanders

Millionaire Women

Laptop Cooler

Scan Scam

Motorcycle Taxi

I've Got Time

Clangeroo

Redneck Cooler

Instead Of Flowers

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

I Love Summer

Karma Towing

Salmon-chanted Evening

Hands On Tree