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Child Memories thanks to Barry McCartney

Making memories with the children

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith


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