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Child Memories thanks to Barry McCartney

Making memories with the children

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Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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