Child Memories

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer