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Child Memories thanks to Barry McCartney

Making memories with the children

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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