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Child Memories thanks to Barry McCartney

Making memories with the children

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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