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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

A man is never old until his regrets outnumber his dreams. - Amish Saying

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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