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Random Acts of Kindness in Israel

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Love is the single most powerful and necessary component in life

Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Global Warming Protest

Canadian Fast Food

Wienermobile Crash

Caribou Walking

Human Pixels

Ruling On Criticism

The New Canada

Pail Face

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Redneck DoorBells

Psychic Fair

Panda Push

Lunch Apple

Protective Wings

Socket To Me

Work Not

I Shoot People!

Warm Them Up

Nautical Sense of Humour

Vegan Brownies

Worst Action Photographer

New Ghost Rider

Paint Ladder

Sidewalk Malt Melt