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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

A stranger loses half his charm the day he is no longer a stranger. - Genevieve Antoine Dariaux

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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