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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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