QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen