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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If you don't run to the cross in your messages, your people won't run to the cross in their trials. - Bill Giovannetti

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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