Cat Hat

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison