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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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