Cat Hat

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen