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Carpenter Bee

How a bee finds its chosen profession

Carpenter Bee thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding the worker Honey Bees

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Bee: A buzzy busybody. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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