Car Smile

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright