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Car Smile

Radiating happiness on a cold winter day

Car Smile thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking forward to a day of sunshine

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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