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Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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