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QuotaBillsWeather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler