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Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend