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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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