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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

You don't know what you can miss before you try. - Franklin Pierce

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. - Terry Pratchett

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

The better I get, the more I realize how much better I can get. - Martina Navratilova

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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