#1 humor site on the 'net

Canned Art

Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

QuotaBills
All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Nothing can be produced out of nothing. - Diogenes Laertius

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Unknown

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. - John Gielgud

Life will always give you more to do than you can get done. - Unknown

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. - Germaine Greer

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. - Jim Carrey

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I can be changed by what happens to me but I refuse to be reduced by it. - Maya Angelou

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


Laundry Goat

Meat Loaf

Better With A Beard

Fat Twin Sisters

Breathe in the Ocean

Tel Aviv Luxury Penthouse

Caffeine Boosters

Head Path

Proper English

Reese Witherspoon

Phones At Six

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Whiskey Lurks Good

Tetris Couch

Canadian Alphabet

Love Rocks

Benadryl Cumquat

In It For The Long Haul

Ready Soon

Mud Flops

Been Lapped

How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone

Garmin Drive