Canned Art

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Nothing can be produced out of nothing. - Diogenes Laertius

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Unknown

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. - John Gielgud

Life will always give you more to do than you can get done. - Unknown

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. - Germaine Greer

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. - Jim Carrey

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I can be changed by what happens to me but I refuse to be reduced by it. - Maya Angelou

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl