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Canned Art

Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

You can talk a mob into anything. - John Ruskin

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

You can have it all. Just not all at once. - Oprah Winfrey

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

I can explain this to you; I can't comprehend it for you. - Ed Koch

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Being productive gives people a sense of satisfaction and fulfillment that loafing never can. - Zig Ziglar

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair


Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

Lunch Anyone?

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration

Tennis Ball Retriever

One

Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim