Canned Art

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow. - Woodrow Wilson

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie