Canned Art
Putting on a good face for an empty plate
Waiting in line for the next food donation
QuotaBillsOnly blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde
All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde
Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy
Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White
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I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow
There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown
Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali
The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin
Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr
You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale
It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami
There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. - Oscar Wilde