Canned Art

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. - James Baldwin

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse. - Will Rogers

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken