Canned Art

Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

You can talk a mob into anything. - John Ruskin

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

You can have it all. Just not all at once. - Oprah Winfrey

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

I can explain this to you; I can't comprehend it for you. - Ed Koch

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Being productive gives people a sense of satisfaction and fulfillment that loafing never can. - Zig Ziglar

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair