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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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We must be our own before we can be another's. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Mighty rivers can easily be leaped at their source. - Publilius Syrus

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. - Robert F. Kennedy

If you can't see it, before you see it, you'll never see it. - Dr. Jack Graham

Nothing I accept about myself can be used against me to diminish me. - Audre Lorde

I can be changed by what happens to me but I refuse to be reduced by it. - Maya Angelou

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

You cannot be anything you want to be, but you can be a lot more of who you already are. - Martin Seligman

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

You can muffle the drum, and you can loosen the strings of the lyre, but who shall command the skylark not to sing? - Kahlil Gibran

The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. - Samuel Butler

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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