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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. - Humphrey Bogart

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. - Dr. Seuss

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. We just can't remember it all. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

There are a lot of opportunities that you can discover by listening closely to what your customers are saying. - Joei Chan

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Man can make great strides scientifically and technologically without advancing an inch spiritually, morally or ethically. - Tony Cooke

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

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I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

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