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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin


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