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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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