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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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