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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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