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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain


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