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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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