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Canadian Hot

What passes for hot coffee in Canada

Canadian Hot thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

In other words, a disclaimer notice on a hot coffee cup

Some like it hot, eh!

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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