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Canadian Hot

What passes for hot coffee in Canada

Canadian Hot thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

In other words, a disclaimer notice on a hot coffee cup

Some like it hot, eh!
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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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