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What passes for hot coffee in Canada

Canadian Hot thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

In other words, a disclaimer notice on a hot coffee cup

Some like it hot, eh!

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Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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