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Canadian Hot

What passes for hot coffee in Canada

Canadian Hot thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

In other words, a disclaimer notice on a hot coffee cup

Some like it hot, eh!

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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