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Digging out from another Winterpeg storm

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Survival guide for winter snowstorms in the parking lot

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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