Canadian Archaeology
Digging out from another Winterpeg storm
Survival guide for winter snowstorms in the parking lot
QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright