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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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