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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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