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Can We Play Now?

Throwing the ball with man's best friend

Can We Play Now? thanks to Keith Blake

The need for setting aside time for fun

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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