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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

What is common sense isn't common practice. - Stephen Covey

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to conceive. - Don Herold

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. - Paul Harvey

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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