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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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