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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. - Paul Harvey

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer


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