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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

If you don't practice you don't deserve to win. - Andre Agassi

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. - Paul Harvey

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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