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Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to conceive. - Don Herold

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer


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