#1 humor site on the 'net

Camouflage Practice

Take the army practice aptitude test

Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

Recruitment tests for the illusion-prepared

Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

Camouflage Practice thanks to Howard Chapman

QuotaBills
Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Practice puts your brains in your muscles. - Sam Snead

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

What is common sense isn't common practice. - Stephen Covey

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

If you don't practice you don't deserve to win. - Andre Agassi

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to conceive. - Don Herold

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


Carving The Turkey

Thanksgiving Harvest Time

Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork

Nintendo Motor

Responsible Hi-Tech Redneck

GoosePrints

Stairway Roots

I Love Thanksgiving

'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving

Turkey Not

Turkey Weather Forecast

Pass The CatSoup, Please

Peace Foot

Missing Piece Statue

Baby Juggling

Dog Tired After Work

How To Burn Fat

Canadian Car Crash

Treescape

Redneck Christmas Tree Transport

Three Cats Ago

That's Not A Knife

Someone Is Upset

Turkey Popcorn Dressing