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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The more I practice, the luckier I get. - Gary Player

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice. - W. Jenkin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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