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Burnt Beer

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Burnt Beer thanks to Keith Blake

Is your life the Schlitz?

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Burned-Out Hippie: One who now takes antacids instead of acids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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