Burnt Beer

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster