Burnt Beer

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Burned-Out Hippie: One who now takes antacids instead of acids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com