QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Burned-Out Hippie: One who now takes antacids instead of acids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com