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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

A word too much always defeats its purpose. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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