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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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