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Burger Sale thanks to Grant Fuller

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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings


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