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Burger Purity

Clowning around with hamburger health

Burger Purity thanks to Keith Blake

Speaking out against the use of horse meat

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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