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Burger Purity

Clowning around with hamburger health

Burger Purity thanks to Keith Blake

Speaking out against the use of horse meat

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Full-dinner Pail - William McKinley

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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