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Burger Purity

Clowning around with hamburger health

Burger Purity thanks to Keith Blake

Speaking out against the use of horse meat

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight. - Lon Chaney

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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