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Burger Purity

Clowning around with hamburger health

Burger Purity thanks to Keith Blake

Speaking out against the use of horse meat

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight. - Lon Chaney

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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