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Bull Squirrel

New giant squirrel species caught on film

Bull Squirrel thanks to Helen Venning

Even animals grow bigger in Texas

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Looks like animal cross-breeding is doing quite well in Texas!
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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader


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