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Buffalo Art

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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